Five Things Make a Post

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May 132011

An idea that I stole from author Harry Connolly. Of course I have more than five things that I should talk about since its been so long since I posted anything here and there are really only two that I am going to talk about, but the theory is still sound.

1) We have officially lowered the curtain on the Seattle Geekly podcast. The final episode was posted yesterday. The reasons for giving it up are varied and, I think, reasonably well covered over at the SG website. It is disappointing not only because I no longer have a good excuse to strike up conversations with my favorite authors/artists/musicians/etc. but also because my level of satisfaction with my day job (hereafter known simply as my job) is close to an all time low and producing Seattle Geekly was one thing that made me feel like I wasn’t entirely frittering my life away on useless crap.

Just as an aside, I do realize how strange that sounds. I feel like I am wasting my time at a job where I provide care to the sick and injured and producing a small time podcast on the internet was fulfilling and satisfying. The incongruity is not lost on me.

Anyway, the practical upshot is that I now have a lot more free time and I am also going to be looking for something else to use as a creative outlet. The difficulty is that self imposed deadlines have never really been enough for me to overcome my inherent laziness. I would like to write more, but without the pressure of a weekly (or even bi-weekly) production I’m not sure how to keep myself going. This is a work in progress.

2) I got a call from the consumer opinion place who’s list we’ve been on for a while yesterday. This is a company that provides demographically tailored groups of consumers to various companies to be test audiences for new products, advertising and various things of that nature. I’m not sure how we ended up on their list but they’ve been calling us every few months for years now to see if we want to participate in surveys and such, usually for somewhere between $50 and $100 a pop. On this particular occasion they wanted to know if I wanted to participate in a paid survey on public policy. Of course I did! So we were going through the qualifying questions to see if I fit the demographics that the surveyors were looking for and we got the question about political affiliation;

    Consumer Opinion Dude: Do you consider yourself a Democrat or Republican?
    Me: Democrat
    Consumer Opinion Dude: (somewhat crestfallen) Oh. I only have one more slot open and they need a Republican.
    Me: Dang, guess I don’t qualify. Well keep us on the list and good luck finding a Republican in Seattle.
    Consumer Opinion Dude: I know. I’ve been trying for three days.

It was like a little ray of sunshine to hear him say that.

More later.

Mar 262011

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Mar 082011

This weekend was Emerald City ComiCon which we attended in Seattle Geekly mode. We’d been press for the last two ECCCs but this year, somehow, in addition to getting press passes we were also asked to moderate the Buffy the Vampire Slayer panel on Saturday which featured the above-pictured Nicholas “Xander” Brendon, James “Spike” Marsters and Clare “Glory” Kramer. We found out a bit over a month before the con that we would be moderating the panel. The PR/Media guy for Emerald City contacted Shannon over Facebook pretty much out of the blue and dropped it in our lap, much to our delight, but that also gave me plenty of time to stress out about it.

The panel was held in a room that seated 3000 people and was big enough that they were projecting the panelists on jumbotron-sized screens so the people in the back could see what was going on. We knew that beforehand but I still wasn’t really prepared for walking in and seeing what a room full of 3000 people really looks like. One of the great advantages of new media is that we are often able to produce the podcast in our jammies. It’s much harder to get stressed out and nervous about doing an interview when you’re wearing a bathrobe and Cthulhu slippers. While there wasn’t anything explicitly preventing me from doing that in this case, I thought that maybe, when the possibility of being projected on a jumbotron existed, it might not be the best idea.

The Buffy panel was preceded by one with Jonathan “Riker” Frakes and Brent “Data” Spiner and followed by one with William Shatner. Frakes and Spiner ran long and then there were some vaguely defined problems with the sound system so we ended up starting about 20 minutes late. In spite of that we knew we absolutely had to finish on time because not only did the panelists have somewhere else to be but apparently one does NOT step on William Shatner’s time.

I was nervous as hell backstage but once we got up there I felt pretty good. Unfortunately the “problems” with the sound system seemed to involve having so much echo in the stage monitors that I couldn’t really hear a lot of what the three panelists were saying and because of the acoustics in the hall we couldn’t hear anything at all from the audience with the exception of the people asking questions from the microphones. It was more than a little nerve wracking standing up there trying to hear and react to what the panelists were saying and getting what seemed to be at best muted applause and reaction from the audience. We soldiered on, ended on time and got the heck off the stage.

After it was all over I had a pretty serious adrenaline crash, hands shaking, sweating the whole bit. We kind of consoled ourselves with the thought that we had done the best we could under the circumstances. We figured that even if we never had the chance to do anything like that again, at least we had done it once.

Then people started walking up to us and telling us what a great job we had done and how disappointed they were that the panel had been cut short.

It is nearly impossible for me to look at what we produce as Seattle Geekly and evaluate it objectively so, even with as much time and energy as we put in to it, it still amazes me when people take us seriously and it amazes me more when people tell us they enjoy something that we have done. In this case I was reasonably sure that people were just being polite. I thought the panel had been okay, but based mostly on what I assumed was a lack of audience response I figured it hadn’t been that great.

By Sunday morning a few YouTube videos of the panel had started popping up and once I actually heard the audience I had to admit that we did better than I thought.

The Powers-That-Be behind Emerald City are going to be reviewing the official recordings of all the big media panels and deciding who among the moderators will be invited back to do it again next year. In spite of the fact that I was drop-a-load-in-my-shorts terrified of going up in front of an audience that big I would almost certainly do it again if they asked us back.

Shit Could Get Real in Wisconsin

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Feb 232011

I’m sure everyone has heard about the protests by public sector employees in Wisconsin over efforts by Governor Scott Walker and the Republican controlled State Legislature to pass a bill that would, among other things, remove the right of government employees to form unions.

The ostensible purpose of the bill is to deal with Wisconsin’s budget deficit. The theory being that by removing the ability of state workers to collectively bargain with the government labor costs could be drastically reduced through cuts to salaries and benefits. There is increasing evidence, though, that there is more to it than that. There are several provisions in the bill that seem to be aimed specifically at union busting and even beyond that there is section 16.896 of the bill (PDF) which would give the Governor authority to sell off publicly owned utilities (heating, cooling, and power plants) to private industries “without solicitation of bids, for any amount [determined] to be in the best interest of the state.” What makes this section particularly troubling is the fact that Gov. Walker’s second largest campaign contributor is Koch Industries, a Kansas-based energy and consumer products company which has been buying up power plants in multiple states around the country. Walker’s close relationship with Koch industries was confirmed when he took a call from someone pretending to be David Koch and had a long discussion with him regarding strategies to try and get the proposed legislation passed.

Protesters have been occupying the Capitol for several days now and disturbingly Tracy Fuller, the head of the police union in the state, said that police would “absolutely” carry out an order to use force against the protesters if Gov. Walker were to issue one. He went on to say that he didn’t think that Gov. Walker would issue such an order because the protesters were peaceful. He was willing to admit that it was “possible,” that agitators could be planted among the protesters to start violence, but “any action like that would not be something I recognize as the United States of America. That would be something that dictatorships in foreign countries do.”

Unfortunately, it seems that Gov. Walker doesn’t see it that way. In the transcript of the conversation between Gov. Walker and the fake David Koch there is the following exchange:

FAKE KOCH: What we were thinking about the crowds was, planting some troublemakers.

WALKER: We thought about that.

Terrifying, and the worst part is it almost certainly would have worked.

The whole transcript is quite revealing. I think it removes the last pretense that the anti-union movement has anything to do with budget cuts. It is the Republicans doing yet another favor for big business. Their master’s voice.

Feb 202011

As long as “The People” are big oil company executives.

If you haven’t been paying attention in the last few days the House took the following actions:

  • Removed funding from numerous EPA projects, including air quality, emissions, and water pollution monitoring.
  • Defunded NOAA
  • Defunded the Affordable Care Act
  • Removed funds allocated to administer the Affordable Care Act
  • Defunded the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
  • Defunded Planned Parenthood
  • Removed FCC allocations for enforcement of Net Neutrality rules
  • Stripped federal workers of their salaries in positions within agencies targeted for defunding
  • continued $53 billion in oil subsidies

Easy to spot where their priorities are isn’t it? That $53 billion in oil subsidies is slightly more than the entire budgets of NASA, The EPA, The National Science Foundation and the Department of Labor COMBINED.

The good(?) news is that this budget will almost certainly not pass in the Senate but that will set the stage for a monumental cat-fight that will almost certainly be spun by the 24 hour news channels as a battle between the budget cutting Republicans and the tax-and-spend Democrats. Lovely.

The Move

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Feb 192011

We are moving again. Really this time. We’ve been wanting to get out of the place we are now for close to three years now but we have finally managed to pull it off.

The place we’re living now is a house that originally built in 1905. When we first moved in it was a charming old house with lots of character. Over the course of the years the charm has worn off and what was a house with character is now just old, drafty, damp, mildewy and too small. It has a beautiful old clawfoot tub which is awesome but it doesn’t have a shower and the tub takes about 20 minutes to fill because the water pressure in the upstairs is pathetic. It has very cool antique-looking light fixtures in the dining room and living room but they didn’t work terribly well under the best of circumstances and they went through lightbulbs at a furious pace. It has single pane windows, a scarcity of power outlets and minimal storage.

The point is we are beyond ready to get the fuck out which makes the prospect of moving, which I hate with a passion that knows no bounds, somewhat less daunting.

Also making things easier is what I can only describe as a sea-change in both of our attitudes about stuff. Over the years we have accumulated a lot of stuff. Books, DVDs, CDs, toys, games… just stuff. And we held on to it. We had stuff in boxes that we hadn’t really unpacked from the last time we moved some 5 years ago and we still hadn’t been able to get rid of it. Sometime, though, over the last year or so both Shannon and I just gradually started getting more and more fed up with it. We started letting go of a lot of the things that we had been hoarding. Part of this was brought on by our increasing use of digital media. It is a lot easier to get rid of a CD when you have 27 days worth of music on your hard drive. It is a lot easier to get rid of a book when all we have to do is log on to the King County Library website and we can access their entire collection of e-books with our Nooks. There is more to it than just that though and we have done two gigantic purges; a garage sale a few eeks ago and a several truck load haul to Goodwill this weekend. That makes for a lot less stuff to move and a lot less stuff we’ll have to find room for in the new place. Which is bigger than our old place anyway.

I’m really hoping that we’ll be able to keep somewhat more uncluttered than we have been able to in the past.

More later.

Feb 062011

Random Thought

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Jan 302011

What does it say about the state of politics and the news media in America when the only people saying things that make sense are the comedians?

It’s no surprise that some 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl next week… 85 million more than watched the last game of the World Series and in that is an economic lesson for America, because football is built on an economic model of fairness and opportunity. And baseball is built on a model with the rich always winning and the poor usually have no chance.

Football is more like the Democratic philosophy. Democrats don’t want to eliminate capitalism or competition, but they would like it if some kids didn’t have to go to a crummy school in a rotten neighborhood, while others get to go to a great school, and their dad gets them into Harvard. Because when that happens, achieving the American dream is easy for some and just a fantasy for others.

That’s why the NFL literally shares the wealth. TV is their biggest source of revenue and they put it all in a big Commie pot and split it thirty two ways. Because they don’t want anyone to fall too far behind. That’s why the team that wins the Superbowl in the next draft, picks last, or what the Republicans would call ‘punishing success.’

Baseball… baseball on the other hand is exactly like the Republicans. And I don’t just mean it’s incredibly boring. I mean their economic theory is every man for himself. The small market Pittsburgh Steelers go to the Superbowl more than anybody. But the Pittsburgh Pirates? Levi Johnston has sperm that will not grow up and live long enough to see the Pirates in a World Series. Their payroll is forty million. The Yankees is two hundred and six million. The Pirates have about as much chance of getting to the playoffs as a poor black teenager from Newark has of becoming the CEO of Halliburton.

That’s why people stop going to Pirate games in May. Because if you’re not in the game, you become indifferent to the fate of the game and maybe even get bitter. That’s what’s happening to the middle class in America. It’s also how Marie Antoinette lost her head. So you kind of have to laugh that the same angry white males who hate Obama because he’s “redistributing wealth” just love football; a sport that succeeds because it does just that.

–Bill Maher

Say what you like about Bill Maher in general, but I think he has a point.

Fighting the Descent Into Fogiedom

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Jan 212011

I’ve been doing a lot of digging around for new music recently. A couple months ago I went through another one of those phases where I realized that I hadn’t listened to anything less than probably 10 years old for weeks and, as I often do when I make such realizations, immediately started thinking that I had finally once-and-for-all turned the corner to becoming one of those people that only listens to oldies stations. People may jump to the conclusion that the reason I’ve been thinking about this may have something to do with my recent landmark birthday but in actuality this is a subject that has been on my mind on and off for quite some time now.

The point of all this is that I decided to try out Last.FM, in particular their “recommendation” feature that suggests new artists that you might like based on what music you have in your library. The results have been somewhat mixed. Mostly I have discovered that for every Oakenfold or Tiësto or Armin van Buuren there are dozens of, at best, mediocre producers out there.

I’ve found a handful of artists in other genres that I’ve really enjoyed but electronic music seems to be failing me. I would worry that my increasingly geriatric ears are just no longer capable of accepting input from Those Damn Kids and the Noise They Call Music *grumble grumble value of a dollar uphill both ways in the snow* but then I hit the following track on my play list and it still sounds pretty darn good.

Really only one thing to say about that song:

You can say whatever else you like about Oakenfold, but he knows how to set up a groove.

Crap! Except I just looked and the album that’s from was released in 2006. Oh well. It’ll have to do for now.

Reckless Hate

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Jan 102011

We’re on Sarah Palin’s ‘targeted’ list, but the thing is, the way she has it depicted, we’re in the crosshairs of a gun sight over our district. When people do that, they’ve gotta realize that there are consequences to that action.

- Gabrielle Giffords, MSNBC interview

There has been a great deal of talk about the possible motivations of the shooter in Arizona. Unsurprisingly many right wing pundits have seized on a comment by a former classmate of the shooter who said that at the time they were in school together the alleged shooter was a “leftwing pothead”. Reading his more recent writings and seeing the material on his YouTube channel though it seems he had become the kind of “leftwing” person who ranted about a second US Constitution, “treasonous” laws, and getting the country back on the gold standard. You know, the Republican kind of leftwinger.

I am usually the first person to step up and call bullshit when people try and blame violent acts on books, video games or Dungeons and Dragons, so how do I reconcile that with my firm belief that the pervasive, nearly omnipresent, eliminationist rhetoric coming out of Fox News and the rest of the right wing media bears no small amount of responsibility for inspiring the shootings in Arizona? I don’t blame J.D. Salinger for the death of John Lennon, why should I blame Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin for what happened this Saturday?

Both Mark Chapman and the alleged Arizona shooter Jared Loughner started from the same place. Both of them clearly felt that there was SOMETHING wrong in their lives.

Chapman read Catcher in the Rye, a book in which the main character rails against all the fakes and phonies in the world. Chapman, in his disordered mind, took that to mean that what was wrong in HIS life were all the fakes and phonies. He then decided, in his disordered mind, that John Lennon was a fake and a phony who needed to be killed.

Loughner, it seems, consumed a pretty serious amount of right wing media. Enough that his on-line ranting contains references that can easily be traced back to that source. He would have been told over and over again that Democrats were what was wrong in his life, that they were destroying the country and a grave threat to the American way of life. From there Loughner decided, in his disordered mind, that the solution was to go out and shoot Gabrielle Giffords.

It’s the difference between telling someone that bad people exist and telling someone that particular individuals are bad people and that something must be done about them.

I admit that this is a pretty fine hair to split but I think there is a distinction to be made. I also hope that, in order for some good to come out of this, the right wing decides that they need to back off their rhetoric a little but I’m not holding my breath.